by Matt Barr

Stickers evolve

Apropos this, Scrappleface reports today that the textbook stickers have "evolved" to now read:

This textbook contains material on evolution. Evolution is a fact, not a theory, regarding the origin of living things. This material should be approached with childlike trust, accepted obediently and defended vigorously against the attacks of ignorant monotheists.

That ought to do it.

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