by Matt Barr

The scourge of same sex marriage

comes to baseball.

Recommended daily allowance of original content provided by: My 5x5 NL baseball team, auctioned this afternoon. In my defense, I neglected the team all offseason and intended not to continue. I agreed to come back partly because it was so horrendous that I couldn't in good conscience foist it on anyone else. The auction went well, with that as a cloud to go with the silver lining. Players frozen in italics.

Team:Annie Savoy's Boyfriends Owner:Matt Barr
NAME Pos TEAM SALARY
Josh Barfield 2B SD $13
Chris Burke OF HOU $6
Hee Choi 1B BOS $9
J.d. Drew OF LAD $30
Adam Everett SS HOU $15
Brian Giles OF SD $32
Luis.a Gonzalez 2B COL $7
George Kottaras C SD $1
Bill Mueller 3B LAD $11
Matt Murton OF CHC $5
Dioner Navarro C LAD $4
Lance Niekro 1B SF $4
Dave Roberts OF SD $11
Brandon Watson OF WAS $5
Craig Wilson OF PIT $1

NAME TEAM SALARY
Bronson Arroyo CIN $8
Jose Capellan MIL $1
Chris Capuano MIL $10
Tim Hudson ATL $21
Jason Isringhausen STL $33
Mark Prior CHC $22
Jorge Sosa ATL $5
Robinson Tejeda PHI $1
Derrick Turnbow MIL $10
Kerry Wood CHC $15

Hee Seop Choi? Yes, frozen at $9 right before he was waived. I was hamstrung on freezes, I only had about two legitimate ones and you need at least seven.

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