by Matt Barr
It's only a flesh wound!
God help me.
Veteran stalwart Jay McKee is out with a seriously infected cut on his shin, leaving the Buffalo Sabres down four regular defencemen for Game 7 of the Eastern Conference final on Thursday.
UPDATE: Rory Fitzpatrick just had his ribs broken by a wayward pretzel vendor! He's doubtful.
REAL UPDATE: So yes, tonight is game seven. You will hear little from me. This is for the best.
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